horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving
watch anthropologists ignore this
Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.
interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
sooooo sexy of them
this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s
you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
Shein is going down for being a criminal organization. Actors and Writers are striking. Student Loan debt relief may actually go through after all. Jack Smith is closing in on Trump, and all signs point to him dying in prison. Billionares are dying in ignoble and humiliating ways. Please God keep this ball rolling, it almost feels like the first taste of justice in about as long as I can remember.
kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy’s gonna add another ‘hey there delilah’ to the sex playlist
why do you guys only like my bad posts
they have a son!!!!
also, since AO3 is back, go read and reread this fic which gave me inspiration for this piece, please!
If they’re gonna make a twilight reboot, the least they can do is set it in 2005. I can’t cope with these characters on social media, using modern slang.
i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
What tumblr “has” isn’t “special” or “different” it’s literally that they had fucking child porn on here and had to ban porn just to get their trash app back in the app store. And then the majority of men left. And that is literally the single only thing making this site better than others.
Thinking about how most discussion around ‘educate boys’ is sub-textually presented from a position where sexual violence is a default, expected behaviour that must be trained out, rather than treating it as a learned behaviour that could be prevented if the teaching was identified and stamped out















