|human:||do you understand what it's like to be... human?|
|robot:||god you're so fucking egotistical|
|robot:||i'm going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i'm not mad, asshole|
The single most delightful implication of Dashcon is that now somebody is going to inevitably have to explain to a lawyer, probably several lawyers, and in turn, possibly an entire courtroom, what fandom is, what tumblr is, and all the ins and outs related to them.
i would watch that episode of law and order
my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.