i feel like rihanna would tell me to go fetch her some water and I would probably do it
we should all cherish this precious moment:
If they ever forgive us and invite us back, we’ll behave a bit more.
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that