Flying is just like falling

wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

• unfollow them
• done

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce que dans le sac

undercovercostumeparty:

I CANNOT LISTEN TO WHITE SKY WITHOUT THINKING OF THAT POST.

• lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
• drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
• escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
• wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
• dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
• sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
• metathesiophobia: fear of change

(Source: ohbabyitsnatalie)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

the fact that ezra’s name is ezra just makes it so much worse like the little shit couldn’t even have an average name like jeff like did everything about u just have to be flawless u selfish asshole

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

baiolicious:

my dad walked in and was like “are you eating week and a half old popcorn” and i’ve never seen him more disappointed in me

ekoenig2:

literally everything is funny when you are ignoring studying